edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

image

so embarrassing

(Source: toxicmp3)

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

did-you-kno:

Archaeologists using Google Earth have discovered more than 50 geoglyphs across northern Kazakhstan. Source

did-you-kno:

Archaeologists using Google Earth have discovered more than 50 geoglyphs across northern Kazakhstan. Source

(Source: hurwitzs)

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(Source: awfulhappy)

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE


Erm after sports you smell like shit, who wants to smell like that?

traceexcalibur:

kakurenbonola:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

Men don’t even do laundry, though.

we will now that we can do MAN LAUNDRY with SPORT BOUNCE

Erm after sports you smell like shit, who wants to smell like that?

Anonymous:
has anyone ever refused to bottom for you, due to your dick size?
Me:

kodie007:

colorslashmotion:

Okay, so, there are two types of penis: the boyfriend penis and the hookup penis. The boyfriend penis is a normal, everyday penis that you are happy to come home to, stick in any time, is the right size to feel good without giving you a prolapse, and generally get consistent excellent lovin’ from in all the right spots.

I do not have a boyfriend penis. Mine is nice to look at, nice to play with occasionally, and nice to touch, but to have sex with? With the normal boy down the street who you’ve had a crush on since last November and who is not a secret power bottom? That results in you only topping twice a year when you’re in a relationship?

Big dicks suck. Never get one. Bum deal.

Words of wisdom

And when they can’t open their jaw wide enough (they know who they are)

Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

Want want want want want want

(Source: istolesociety)