has anyone ever refused to bottom for you, due to your dick size?
Okay, so, there are two types of penis: the boyfriend penis and the hookup penis. The boyfriend penis is a normal, everyday penis that you are happy to come home to, stick in any time, is the right size to feel good without giving you a prolapse, and generally get consistent excellent lovin’ from in all the right spots.
I do not have a boyfriend penis. Mine is nice to look at, nice to play with occasionally, and nice to touch, but to have sex with? With the normal boy down the street who you’ve had a crush on since last November and who is not a secret power bottom? That results in you only topping twice a year when you’re in a relationship?
Big dicks suck. Never get one. Bum deal.
Words of wisdom
And when they can’t open their jaw wide enough (they know who they are)