plasticbagvevo:

clestroying:

i dont get how you cant believe in evolution, there is literal evidence behind it

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the evidence is literally right here

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

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That was not expected

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australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:


shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.


Calm down there, Satan.


reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 


this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you


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australiansanta:

ifelldownarabbitshole:

goldcoastfamily:

damn-the-jam:

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:


Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

reblogging just for that comment

You could murder someone on one of those and people would think that it’s just wet, perfect 

Two types of people on tumblr 

this post is so annoying bc i have the exact same bath mat and i can guarantee to you that the footprints and stuff are just painted on and it was like $3 from a novelty store sorry to break it to you

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