i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 



when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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yo gurl are you a firework
because you’re really fucking loud and annoying

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People doing good!

A couple of these I came across randomly, but most of them were found here.

Tragically beautiful… because even the littler kindnesses surprise us so much.


if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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looking at hot people like



looking at hot people like

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Number 20 & 2 are probably the two biggest piles of wank I’ve ever read

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actual footage of me walking to class in the morning



me: *drinks water* health god


"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

Wtf is the ice bucket challenge?

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real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes